Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

by bkupa18 November 30, 2014

Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.

Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.

by What_was_taken November 27, 2021

Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019

Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

by equestrienne January 2, 2012

Revection

A reverse erection. When someone is so ugly that the penis actually retracts into the pelvis.

"Did you see that lady, she had a freakin' mustache? She just gave me a revection."

by CFJP17 November 23, 2009

Reverbation

Taking immense self-pleasure by hearing one's own voice reverberate in stairwells or tunnels.

1. We've got to put up a "No Reverbation" sign in this hallway if we want to work in peace in this building. 2. Unfortunately, since I broke with the band, reverbation is my only solace. 3. Q: What's another name for Doo-Wop? A: Group reverbation. 4. Dude, stop reverbating, you're going to get hoarse!

by soulster mischief May 4, 2017