Redneckenomics

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.

"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.

by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009

Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.

“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.

by Enfomoco November 11, 2008

Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

Redneck Pinstriping

When you are dipping and spit out of the window of a moving car.

Those marks on the side of his car were definitely remnants of some redneck pinstriping.

by RedneckJew April 1, 2009

Redneckitude

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.

Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.

by marin123 March 6, 2010

Redneck boot wash

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..

dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010