ROFLAABT

roll on floor laughing at a bad time

guy 1: i am at a funeral.

guy 2: ROFLAABT!!! ohhh yeah... crap!

by patrick-jon doolan January 20, 2009

roflahaha

Rolling on the floor laughing and having a heart attack

A: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get to the other side

B: ROFLAHAHA

by SAGH02 June 15, 2009

roflpwn

rolling on the floor laughing owning worthless noobs

roflpwn:owning someone and laughing so hard you fall out of your chair

by therealmatrixfox January 15, 2008

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana told that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro July 30, 2008

Roflaasm

Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.

Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!

by Splendifiadanticle May 9, 2011

ROFLWES

A derivation of the acronym ROFL in which the "wes" stands for "While Eating Sandwich" so the full acronym means "Rolling On Floor Laughing While Eating Sandwich".

Haha, he fell in the poop, ROFLWES!!!

by Sandwich Man July 1, 2005

roblaw

An alien who comes to earth, rapes and pilages a small boy and gets inside his skin, The only visible traits of the alien are its alien fingers with round zorbs on the end and their famous pingpong ball toes. The roblaw persay will weesle its way into a click and begged to get ridiculed. The roblaw loves performing sexual pleasures such as blow j's and specializes in rim jobs. After 17 years of living on earth the roblaw is beaten to death with a big black dildo and recycled into the earth to form new roblaws.

Colin:Dude why do I have the sudden hankering to beat that kid in our social group with a big black dildo?
Jeff: Silly colin, thats a roblaw and he's 17. It's the nature of the beast to beat it with a big black dildo in order for its plasma skin to regenerate new roblaws.
Colin: And dude.
Jeff: yea?
Colin: Why are you wearing lipstick?
(jeff quietly exits the room with out an explanation and conviently switches schools)

by cuntwax April 26, 2008