Perpendiplexity

Pythagorus brother, the ground breaking technology that has been consumed by the atmospheric pressure in the pacific time zone of New Brunswick. Coincidentally the traffic lights are interfering with the sheer metal of plastic forks and putting people in harm. Thus the radius of the sun is (3 * Pi * r^3) / 2 to get the ozone layer depletion of the grass growth in Antarctica.

One must follow perpendiplexity.

by Flash News September 3, 2021

Perennial Dumbass

Someone who's an unrelenting, year-round dumbass. (See also deciduous dumbass.)

"Yeah, she just consistently makes the most moronic decisions, she's a perennial dumbass."

by Honeydew Melon Hater June 10, 2022

dirty perrin

A parent that so resents their children that they are wilfully neglectful.
A parent that would rather see their child fail than succeed.

She wouldn't jump in the pool to save her drowning daughter. She's such a dirty perrin.

by Angel Swallows June 6, 2017

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020