Panone

Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.

Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?

by 911smarty December 17, 2009

apostrophe paranoia

Condition suffered by English teachers and others who see missing and misplaced apostrophes where they shouldn't (or is it "shouldnt"?) be.

See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.

I stared at that word for ten seconds before I realized that the apostrophe was actually SUPPOSED to be there. Apostrophe paranoia.

by suffisance July 30, 2010

paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.

by eric September 25, 2003

whitey paranoia

the fear of minorities that white people experience in an urban setting

White Girl: OMG is that black guy coming up to our car?
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.

by thetoast September 6, 2008

Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.

"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

Palong

Palong: Stickin it to the man, breaking from society, pulling oneself out of oppresion, empowerment of the commom man.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of FUCKIN PALONG

by Quiet Leader November 10, 2008