nigger noon
Tyrone is so lazy that he just showed up to work and it's already 5pm!
Ya but to him it's just "nigger noon"
Ya but to him it's just "nigger noon"
nigger noon by atsix February 25, 2011
high noon
When you walk into your sleeping girlfriends bedroom while masturbating furiously, and you say "it's high noon" before you cum on her face.
"I want to do a "High noon" for my girlfriend", "I want to surprise my girlfriend with a "High noon""
high noon by edgarcowboy March 24, 2017
forcing an owl to jog at noon
when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010
slanghigh noon
The act of whacking or having your slang(weiner) whacked why under the influence of weed. It helps if jackie chan is there even if hes not involved in the beating of your slang. Its just nice to have an authentic asain around the slanghighnoon because they add to the orientle atmosphere and the smell like springrolls which everybody loves.
Hey theres jackie chan, lets invite him to our slanghigh noon sesion to do some karate around our dutch rutter
slanghigh noon by SLANG MAN WANTS YOUR BABY DICK July 30, 2010
Arya noon barbari
The most noon barbari mf in the world and dope asf tbh if u ever meet a noon barbari especially arya noon barbari not PARSA omlet fuckin NOON BARBARI
MISS ME WITH THT OMLET BS
MISS ME WITH THT OMLET BS
Arya noon barbari by Ya boi tz October 21, 2018
High Noon Showdown
A type of race in which two drivers are on opposite ends of the street. The "high noon showdown" takes place when there are cars parked on both sides of the street, and the "winner" is the one who gets through first. Many people tend to take the "run and gun" technique to win at these intense competitions. This is where they use the brutal strength of their engine to scare the competition to backing down. Other typical types of racing are the "Bright and Flight" style where the one racer tries to blind the other driver with his/her brights and burn rubber through the playing field.
To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.
The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.
To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.
The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.
"DAAAAAAMMN dude, yesterday I totally pulled out a shake and bake on this old grandma weilding a old trailblazer during a High Noon Showdown, she didn't know what hit her after I blinded her with my Highs."
"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"
"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"
High Noon Showdown by El Chongo December 9, 2008
Sunday Noon Syndrome
When you're in church on Sunday and about 12 noon you notice yourself or others fidgeting or looking at their watches waiting impatiently for the preacher to finish the sermon so you can get to the buffet before others beat you there!
My God! Did you see Mary get up and leave RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SERMON?!??! Yeah... She's got that Sunday Noon Syndrome!!!
Sunday Noon Syndrome by tirefire87 June 29, 2010