muffsaddle

A beard that is handsomely groomed, in which women want to sit on.

Come sit on the old muffsaddle colleen.

by Girth Brooks March 26, 2020

Muffocation

The art of suffocating a man with one's muff!

Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation

by Me.. June 28, 2020

muffs

the best food on the wirral. A local food supplier.. exceptional.

Muffs are the future basically.. like walls but with more class! (Sorry) harsh but true.

I'm going to Muffs to get a kick ass lunch and then decide what I'm gonna cook tonight fir Mrs.. man they have so much good stuff in there it's insane. I feel like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen..

by finn11 October 1, 2020

Muffocate

When you get suffocated by muff!

Old John got muffocated, what a way to go!

by Muffocated February 8, 2021

muffoon

Muffoon

noun

A comedic person, especially a woman, who frequently performs cunnilingus.

A mix of a buffoon and a muff diver, otherwise known as a lesbian, or a heterosexual male keen on the kooch (a Mr Pussy).

My good friend, who happened to be a lesbian, had us all in stitches, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “oh my god, you’re such a muffoon!”

by Nihilist #3 September 20, 2021

Muffist

A dude who hates being called a muffin, even tho his name is similar.

Example:
Person 1: HEY MUFFIN!
Muffist: Fuck off!

by Vwi22 November 24, 2021

Muffocating

An individual dying or being brought close to death by the restriction of air due to their airway being covered by a female's genitals.

"Jon gasped for breath. His life flashed before his eyes. He'd been having such a good time but now his girlfriend was muffocating him.'

by Pussychoking December 12, 2022