Muffocate

The act of being suffocated by the muff.

Dude my last night my girl sat on my face and almost muffocated me.

by J'smainman69 November 27, 2010

Muffocate

When a woman suffocates you with her entire vagina and perineum or when a large lesbian suffocates an opposing gay male in a fight by placing her entire vagina and perineum over the small gay mans head resulting in instant death

Red baron was muffocated by the green bee during their match.

by Joemack28 May 13, 2015

Muffocate

Transitive verb: When a female cuts off her sex partner's breathing while sitting on his or her face.

I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

by Maine Jeeper October 21, 2016

muffocate

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

by Muffkin August 18, 2009

muffocated

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

by eddy baby July 25, 2006

Muffocation

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.

Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.

by Broken Pencil August 24, 2010

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003