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muffosaur 

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!
muffosaur by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

Milfosaurus

A sexual predator, with MILF's as its main target.
John: Wow did you hear Peter liquored up and nailed your mom last night?!
James: OMG! Hes such a Milfosaurus!
Milfosaurus by StainaH September 25, 2009

muffasaurus

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!
muffasaurus by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

Muffinsaurus 

A dinosaur made out of muffin.

Usually meaning fuck me in dinosaur
oh yeah. Muffinsaurus
Muffinsaurus by ducks123 September 9, 2010
Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.
(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.
Muffslurp by Witbomb October 10, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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