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muffosaur 

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".
Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!
muffosaur by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

Milfosaurus

A sexual predator, with MILF's as its main target.
John: Wow did you hear Peter liquored up and nailed your mom last night?!
James: OMG! Hes such a Milfosaurus!
Milfosaurus by StainaH September 25, 2009

muffasaurus

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!
muffasaurus by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

Muffinsaurus 

A dinosaur made out of muffin.

Usually meaning fuck me in dinosaur
oh yeah. Muffinsaurus
Muffinsaurus by ducks123 September 9, 2010
Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.
(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.
Muffslurp by Witbomb October 10, 2011