Vegas Mistletoe

A used condom

Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe

by Crabeater November 20, 2022

Miralee

A nice and lovable girl with a shy but outgoing personality. She can be sassy at times but at the same time sweet. She is sort of a nerd but will report the bully's that come across her. She is on earth because she must help and spread love to all she meets. She is alot like a Rebecca, and since her name is made up of Mira and Lee, she is exactly both. She has low self esteem however, but she does her best to keep everyone happy. She sucks at video games though. She is beautiful and loving and sweet. She never wants to be in conflict with anyone but she will do her best to keep everyone safe. When she loves someone, she will do anything for them, and is hurt to see them in pain. She can feel other people's emotions and will be confused as if they were her own. Miralee's are hard to find and someone would be lucky to have one in their life. A Miralee would love cats and all animals, but a cat is particularly her favorite. She is a socially awkward kind of person but will be a leader when it comes to competition. Anyone would be lucky to have a Miralee in their life.

Mother: Miralee is so beautiful! And she is the best daughter someone could have!

by Kitticatz2.0 October 7, 2019

Misael

Misael has the biggest dick ever in the world I’ve you see a misael in your life keep him he will sure please you

Girl 1: Were you with misael yesterday?
Girl 2: yes he was very good in bed

by 3bigballs November 21, 2021

Ditch Missle

A specific type of sport motorcycle. Favored for being lightweight. The ditch missle is an easy bike to perform tricks on.

Also known as 'crotch rockets' or 'sportbikes'

There goes that kid riding his "ditch missle" again.

Honda CBR600 and Yamaha FZ6 are types of Ditch Missles.

by RareBreedTM October 17, 2008

Dirty Mistletoe

Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.

I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas

by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020

Mistletoeing

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

by ubergods December 20, 2010

mislead

lie

When George W. Bush states something as fact he may be misleading (lying to) people

by George September 24, 2003