violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

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beef missles

1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.

"When Jerome Bettis jumps head first into the end zone, he is one of many beef missles."

beef missles by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006

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Snow Missles

when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.

woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?

man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!

Snow Missles by jgatsby01 February 9, 2010

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milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

milk missiles by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

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Sewer Missle

People-Propelled poop projectile

Something that occurs after a long night of drinkin with the posse. Best deposited at work, a pubic shitter or a friends house. Never drop a Sewer Missle at home unless you have the extra cash for Rotor-Rooter.

Sewer Missle by DFlowers December 15, 2011

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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