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Sanjay Randev 

Disturbing substence used to clean germs off of a penis or rectum after engaging in anal sex, often available in janitorial stores and homosexual adult stores.
"Hey man pass the Sanjay Randev, I'm really messy over here."
"Alright man catch!"

"Oooh that feels alot better now im nice and refreshed"
"We should do that again some time"
Sanjay Randev by chesticals July 28, 2009
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randerson 

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"
randerson by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

Chicken Randella 

A particularly firey Indian dish, where young extremely short chicklets are substituted for the adult variety. This adds a certain gamey taste, when coupled with green chilli's can leave you speechless. Generally served with corriander and yoghurt. Other varieties of the Randella include; Lamb Randella, Shrimp Randella, Seafood Bisk Randella and my personal favourite, Pork Randella.
Kid 'Mum, i feel like Chicken Randella tonight!!'

Mum 'Randella tonight?

Kid 'Oh yeahhhhhhhh, Randella tonight'
Chicken Randella by Jarvis22 April 20, 2009
6th largest city in the country. Best known for being the home of Randers Regnskov, the only rainforest zoo in Europe.

Because of the large amount of tanorexic teens and 20-somethings, it is essentially the Jersey Shore of Denmark.
I went clubbing in Randers last night.

Were there lots of overly tanned, fake-boobed bimbos and tribal-tattooed, steroid-muscled guys?

Isn't there always?

True, true..
Randers by Kitten Capone December 14, 2010
Randeep is an amazing , cute and handsome guy . He is very helpful but flirty . If u meet randeep don't let him go cause he must be ur dream boy or bff.
That person is randeep .
Randeep by You best friend August 28, 2018

Midnight Randyvous

The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..
My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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