labes

Short for labia. Can be used to refer to either courage or audacity- this is the female equivalent of having balls or cahones / cojones.

For example:

For a guy: "Wow.. You've got a lot of balls suing that pedestrian after you hit him!"

For a girl: "I can't believe you finally stood up to your boss like that! That took some labes!"

by ~Mojo~ May 28, 2013

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

mango lassi

a typical drink you will find in a desi or indian restaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glassfull

waiter: and what would you like to drink
you: mango lassi

by Rani of the Roses March 18, 2007

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007

Lasse

Noun.
The sudden urge to create a YouTube-channel and steal other peoples thumbnails. Mostly done out of boredom, but can also be done out of pure desperation for a new identity.

Guy 1: "Bro I just made a sick YT channel".
Guy 2: "Bro you just did a Lasse".
Guy 1: "Broo.."

by Doooeh January 4, 2022

chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.

I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.

by bungus June 9, 2010

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014