Kantus

1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. Chelsey Clark!

Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!

Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)

by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010

kentucky barbecue

n. the act of two persons eating cincinnati chili in order to have imminent diarrhea, enabling them to manhattan transfer sooner and more easily.

Person #1: "Hey, I got these tubs of cincinnati chili and these funnels and tubes. Let's say you and me have an ol' fashioned kentucky barbecue!"
Person #2: "Hell yeah! We'll be manhattan transfering in no time!

by Tim Pyznarski December 28, 2013

Kentucky thumb plug

Just put a thumb in it

“Hey bae can I Kentucky thumb plug your anus?”

by VladdyPatty May 20, 2021

Kentucky Fried Nipples

Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.

Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples

by Pepperjack69 March 24, 2009

Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010

Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.

You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.

by Jack-Meholf July 27, 2010