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kakamama

modern hawaiian for a divorced and bitter female that was once impregnated by a kukupapa. A kakamama's offspring are known as pupukakas. Kakamamas are often found at local bars with or without pupukakas in tow depending on who has custody that week. If pupukakas are not present, one should not assume they do not exist, as a kakamama may have custody and be using a wallkie talkie in lieu of a babysitter.

Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.
She dropped of those pupukakas in the middle of our bachelor party - that kakamama has no sense.
by badbrad February 4, 2009
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Karamazov’s Law

Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.

This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
by Memeagon January 7, 2021
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Katamaru

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Its him the lord of gold, Katamaru South
by Katamaru February 28, 2022
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Kalamazoo

kalamazoo, yes its real!! i have been there!!!! it has a nice mall, and its in MICHIGAN!!!!!!! yeah..... and its quite big and it has KVCC! lol, which is a lame ass colege but it works
lets go to the bad side of kalamazoo and get some hookers babe!!!!! CHEAH!
by nikki October 14, 2006
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kasamayomama

Kasamayomama: Hey, guys.
Kalypso: Woah, man. I bask in your eternal greatness.
Manxar: Holy walrus p33ns, you're the man, man!
Lanthar: I want to bone you!
by kasamayomama's altarboy December 9, 2004
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Katamatite

A town 15 minutes from the nsw border in central victoria, australia. there are three churches. with less than 300 citizens. home of some guy that plays in a band. it is a hole and there is nothing there.
Random guy: Hey where do you live?
Declan: Katamatite. FML
Random guy: yeah, fyl
by declolololololol January 16, 2011
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Kalamazoo cockscrew

When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.
Woah Betty, I gave Jim Bob a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is raw
by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009
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