Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

Jodeo

That jodeo really is somethin, i made a deal with jodeo, a jodeo is very pretty :D. Jodeo also likes to be called jodalution the rampant alkeeee!!

I was meant to meet a jodeo in the toilets but she never showed, jodeo broke my heart.

by Stevolution April 26, 2008

joedy

awsome guy, good dancer, Can act stupid, Likes humping the floor, LOOK who has a name now abdulkhan oooh, I can see saroni

wow why are so joedy (btw i mean cool)

by abuto November 7, 2017

jaded

when you have a crush on someone named jade

Man I’m so jaded, i can’t stop thinking about jade!

by jadeylover August 29, 2018

Joedee

An amazing women who will sometimes seem uoset at tines but turns out to be an amazing person she works for her dad she has blond hair if you have a joedee in your life YOU BETTER BE GREATFUL!!!!!!!she lives her family evan if she doesnt show it very well.

I love you joedee

by Puppy love 221 May 23, 2018

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Jadedloner

A sadboy/girl stuck in their feelings and their past heartbreak and emotional trauma

wow, austin is such a Jadedloner!!

by JadedandAlone April 28, 2019