The act of pouring molten wax down into the head of the penis, then violently masturbating until ejaculation, so the semen builds up in the shaft and eventually ruptures the penis from the inside.
Doctor: So... how did this happen?
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.
by cr81d March 3, 2024
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by Wawanaspo March 15, 2024
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It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.
You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.
It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.
You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.
It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.
You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
by Zxoura January 27, 2026
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