intelligence

something most people (probably including you) don't have

you has no intelligence

by some hackerman January 29, 2019

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

by Cyrill July 30, 2006

Military Intelligence

an excuse for moving into another country so you can take theyer oil without bein called a empire building loonytick

see wordgeorge bush/word

military inteligence tells us that...are a thret so we have to kill them and take theyer land and theyer oil valuable oil

by bob September 27, 2003

Intelligence

Something you lack

9 year old kid:club penguin is the best
His dad:Fuck you son I am putting you up for adoption

Club penguin ruins your Intelligence.

by Fuck you dumbass September 30, 2016

Practical Intelligence

A combination of "Book Smarts" and common sense.

God is she dumb, she has no practical intelligence whatsoever.

by Zapot8 April 19, 2009