by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

For someone who is accustomed to "simple 'n' spacious" surroundings, having his house "redecorated" with lots of glass cut-flower vessels could indeed seem invaseive.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 22, 2023

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
