Mendota Heights

A city in the southern suburbs of the Twin Cities, in Minnesota. Population is 12,000 roughly. Is in a completely separate league financially from other suburbs that are equal or bigger in population and "famous" for their wealth; like Eden Prairie, Edina and Minnetonka. Some Kids that live there seem to want to be gangsta, they'll drive around in their Cadillac Escalade's and BMW's blasting rap with the windows down. That, however, is about the closest they will ever get to Murderapolis. The females at Sibley High in the city have their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags, and guys have their Ralph Lauren and Lacoste shirts. They really are about as far from the ghetto as one can be. The city has many parks, many are expansive, and well kept; and provide a place to constantly groom Sibley's next super crop of tennis players.

(A kid on a street corner in Eagan): I can see by that white kid's Range Rover, and his blasting rap, he must be from Mendota Heights.

by freddy12 March 13, 2009

Blowjob Height

Natures gift to tall guys

"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"

by luvinshortbitches November 9, 2009

Height Man

A height man is a friend of some sort, who will always back you up in any situation, to emphasize everything you do so as to make you seem better than you are. To heighten you.

As he schooled the challenger, his height man was right there cheering him on and talking as much smack as possible.

by Senior Twinkles August 24, 2006

Preston Heights

A sub division in Cambridge Ontario, to be more accurate this sub division is located in Preston. They claim to "represent" all of Preston in proving which part of Cambridge is more ghetto"er". In actual reality The Preston heights are full of a bunch of posers who claim to be "hard as fuck" when they're clearly a bunch douche bags that go to Preston High school. All of PHS rips on the "Heights Crew" and their not really that serious.

Joe: Fuck the Heights crew!
Jack: Dont be talking shit about the Heights! HEIGHTS!
Joe: as mentioned above "fuck the heights"

PRESTON HEIGHTS!!

by Testticlejohn January 8, 2011

Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

Columbia Heights Breakfast

A Columbia Heights Breakfast is a sexual act of foreplay where a man breaks an egg atop a woman's breasts and then proceeds to scramble it with his penis. The act is considered especially notable if the women is vegan.

The term is derived from the neighborhood of Columbia Heights, Washington DC which is comprised of a predominately El Salvodorean population. Breakfast dishes that include scrambled eggs and chorizo sausage are considered quite popular at neighborhood Hispanic restaurants.

"Oh man, look at them tittay's; I'd like to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast" or "Wouldn't mind using my chorizo to give her a Columbia Heights Breakfast"

by joeywash September 2, 2009

haughties

Attractive women you'd like to talk to, but who wouldn't give you the time of day; their massive egos generally stem from idiots like you trying to talk to them all the time

j: my god- look at her
r: you don't have a chance
j: yeah, what a bitch
*high five*

by bun September 3, 2005