Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022

grrfunk day

bad day in weather, events, or people

I left the house without an umbrella and that was really the begining of my grrfunk day

by Sarah May 10, 2004

garfunculer

Retarded person that cannot spell and does not know how to take a hint.

"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!

by rbent April 23, 2007

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

Garfungus

When John Arbuckle And Garfield from The Garfield Show get really horny and jerk off while staring into eachothers eyes.

dude 1: "you ever heard of the garfungus"
dude2: "no" *looks it up* "jesus christ man you need therapy"

by Garfield Rule 34 Artist February 10, 2021

Garbunkle

Garbunkle is a Flavor of Juice that’ll get you all the way fucced up or a Feeling of Expression and Excitement

“I was sippin on that Garbunkle the otha day”
“man that nigga was Garbunkle as fuc yesterday”

by FebrezeWRLD February 19, 2021