The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.
When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.
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A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
by Fred Christ April 23, 2008
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by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006
Get the funeralize mug.The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.
This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.
The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.
The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
by crisp11 November 20, 2010
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My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011
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