fingerboy

He feeds off fruit, plants, and the dreams of orphans.

Class, this abominable creature is known only to scientists as "fingerboy."

by Zainooo September 21, 2020

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011

Air Finger

The act of making a "fingering motion", of sexual nature, to express how attractive a woman is. Can be combined with a "uuuuunnnnngggghhhh" sound to simulate the tremendous orgasm you would have if actually fingering her.

That broad was so hot that I had to air finger her from across the room.

by Kenbenzo July 10, 2016

Alabama finger

When you gently poke someone in the butt with your index finger to say hello or goodbye.
Created by Nikki Gill

I gave him the Alabama finger when I was saying hello to him

by Xgirlie March 20, 2017

wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores

dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11

by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020

Covid-Finger

When someone points out that you are going in the wrong direction in a Covid marked aisle. When someone points to their face that a: you are not wearing a mask, b: they are not wearing a mask as a sign of rebellion.

I was walking in the grocery store when someone gave me the Covid-Finger and looked down at the arrow letting me know that I was walking in the wrong direction!

by Sambiase September 27, 2020

Boneless Skin Finger

Another name for an average sized penis

Hey, wanna see my boneless skin finger?

Ouch, I just yanked the ol’ Boneless skin finger too hard!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019