jackstrawtfb's definitions

drug vacation

Instead of taking a destination vacation you take a break from life and get high for a few days, assuming this is not your typical daily activity

Dave has a weeks vacation any idea where he is going?

He is broke as shit and can't leave the state, he is probably just going on a drug vacation

by jackstrawtfb October 6, 2013

ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores

dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11

by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020