wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores
dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11
by jackstrawtfb January 31, 2020
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ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor
Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco
by jackstrawtfb January 26, 2016
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drug vacation

Instead of taking a destination vacation you take a break from life and get high for a few days, assuming this is not your typical daily activity
Dave has a weeks vacation any idea where he is going?

He is broke as shit and can't leave the state, he is probably just going on a drug vacation
by jackstrawtfb October 07, 2013
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