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Polarization Fallacy

The Polarization Fallacy is a logical fallacy used by centrists to claim that both Republicans and Democrats are polarizing the nation. Despite that the fact that the republiturds have moved the the far right while Dems have stayed the same. They usually blame this on the left for refusing to meet right wing extremists half way. When American "centrists" paved the path for right wing extremism in the first place.
What makes them even dumber is that most American "centrists" are actually center to far right compared to the conservative parties of more civilized countries. As the real centrist parties have the word "liberal" in them.
Examples of the Polarization Fallacy.
Neo-Naz/Trumpanzees/White Christains: WHITE GENOCIDE. WE MUST BRING OTHER RACES TO HEEL BEFORE THEY DO THE SAME DO US. QANON TOLD US SO!
Antifa: Let's not commit genocide. Your violating the bill of rights. So your not only racist that's anti American Fascism.
BLM: Please stop murdering us!
"Centrists": I can't tell these people apart! Democrats need to come back to the middle! The right wouldn't be doing this if the dems weren't such socialists!

Racist: PUT DOWN THE GUN SO I CAN MURDER YOU!
Gun owning non white/ Gun Toting liberal: I have to defend myself, even with lethal force!
"Centrist": Maybe you can let him murder you a little. You don't really need your legs. Stop creating polarization! *gunshots* You didn't have to do that. It only counts as self defense when white men shoot people!
Non white and/or liberal: You're a moron.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 21, 2019
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a mix between a tamara and a platypus this is a rare animal to which only smart, cunning, intelectual, pretty and wonderfully nice people can see. Dont even mess with a falapagoose or you will have to talk to tamara.
The falapagoose sailed delicately through the shimmering air, With tamara riding it
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Fallopian

All-female punk band, recorded the fun "Dammit, Eat Your Pudding" LP on crack.
"Fallopian are a rockin' band!"
"Yeah, I went to their show. it was crazy radd"
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Fallopian Hard-on

When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.
by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009
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Git Gud Fallacy

The "Git Gud" Fallacy is when a clearly unfair scenario is written off as nothing more than a skill-gap. The fallacy takes place in cases where an individual is naturally better off (meaning they didn't work to be better off with skill or effort) than the person they're facing up against.

For example:

Individuals (A) and (B) aren't capable of having an income and have $0.00 to their name. Somehow, they become contenders in a yacht-buying contest:

Individual (A) receives no money to buy yachts, but the individual (B) receives 1-billion dollars - no strings attached - to spend on the contest...

Who will have to exert more effort to win: Person (A) with no money, or person (B) with 1-billion dollars?

If you think this sounds unfair, then that's the point.

Now, if someone were to say something like, "Well, person (A) should have made better financial decisions so they could beat person (B)," or "Person (A) should've done this, that, or the other thing," that someone would not only be victim blaming, but they would be ignoring the clearly unfair situation and essentially telling the unfortunate person to "GiT GuD," rather than acknowledging that the match-up was never fair in the first place.
"That character is so OP."

"Nah, you just have to learn to fight against them. They're a noob-destroyer."

"If it takes THAT much more effort and skill to learn to fight against THEM SPECIFICALLY, and no other character takes that much concentration to counter, then don't you think they're just OP?

"Bruhhh, lol... just git gud."

"Don't fall for the Git Gud Fallacy..."

(Oh, and not to get too philosophical, but that gif below is a good example of this fallacy because Spongebob is ironically flexing "git gud" into the muscles he didn't work for.)
by RandomPhail January 12, 2019
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fallaciloquence

speech full of deceipt; misleading speech.
I am tired of your fallaciloquence.
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Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!
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