Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.
Literally anyone: "What your name?"
Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."
Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."
Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."
Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."
by The Truth and Nothing More. January 26, 2023
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Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
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To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.
Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009
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"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
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by we read books and shit December 14, 2010
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