will hall disease

Someone who has AIDS, Stage four testicular cancer, down symdrome and autism all at the same time

WTF’s wrong with you! Do u have Will Hall Disease

by Yeetimus Maximus July 06, 2018

Cathleen Disease

Dumb bitch energy

No common sense

Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 29, 2019

paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

by TribalWars2 September 07, 2015

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy May 23, 2012

kevin's disease

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.

"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."

by Mr. Sprinkle March 04, 2016

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

beans and disease

A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".

Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"

by Fred G Sanford the 15th November 12, 2007