noassatall disease

A condition in which you have "No Ass At All".

Do YOU suffer from Noassatall Disease?

by BingeTrigger September 3, 2016

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012

paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Cathleen Disease

Dumb bitch energy

No common sense

Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 28, 2019

kevin's disease

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.

"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."

by Mr. Sprinkle August 14, 2016

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

zackly disease

One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance.

You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt.

by THEUltraViolet February 28, 2009