Celebrity

1. A person who goes on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", but is not in the slightest bit famous.

2. A person who is payed a disproportionately large ammount of money, but does a disproportionately small ammount of work. (Note that some jobs, fall under this catagory but are not celebrity)

1. Tara Palmer Thompkinson (or is it Palmer Thompkinson Tara)

2. Micheal Owen, Busted. (George Bush)

by Ben Davidson December 5, 2004

Celebritism

A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.

Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.

John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!

Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.

by nearly civilized February 21, 2011

Web Celebrity

A web celebrity is an individual
whose fame is primarily derived from their Internet presence. Many of the top web
celebs have a proven following that rivals popular television programs.
Specifically, the iStardom Top 10 has a fan base exceeding 8 million people.

Web celebrities are an entirely new breed of stars and ones that have rising
influence," said Daisy Whitney, TelevisionWeek's new media reporter and host of
the New Media Minute. Brand marketers, production companies, and
traditional media should pay attention to who's hot online and find creative
ways to partner with them.

A web celebrity is someone whose primary source of fame originates from the Internet." This is in contrast to news sources, movies, TV, books, etc.

by cloutyg February 14, 2009

celebrity baby names

Curious onomastic phenomenon amongst celebrity couples, whereby they attempt to exceed each other with the absurdity of the names they give to their children. In an attempt to avoid convention, celebrities appear to select their names by playing darts against a wall-mounted world map, taking them from a translation book or Starbucks menu, and if all else fails, make it up. Little regard is given to the psychological trauma they will inflict on their children, until it is too late.

A few celebrity baby names:

Tu (Rob Morrow)
Wilf (Hermoine Norris)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (John Mellencamp)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton)
Zowie (David Bowie)
Rolan (Marc Bolan)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Jett (Kelly Preston and John Travolta)
Hopper (Sean Penn)
Ireland (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Phinnaeus (Julia Roberts)
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)
Shiloh Nouvel (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sailor (Christie Brinkley)
Banjo (Rachel Griffiths)
Daisy Boo (Jamie Oliver)
Kyd (Tea Leoni and David Duchovny)
Dixie Dot (Colin MacDougall)
Crumpet (Lisa Vidal and Jay Cohen)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Reignbeau and Freedom (Ving Rhames)
Lyric and Zephyr (Robby Benson)
Seven and Puma (Erykah Badu)
Denim and Diezel (Toni Braxton)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael (Michael Jackson)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

by What is Fanbitch? September 2, 2008

Celebrity

Someone who gets to ride around in a Zamboni.

My definition of a celebrity:Someone who gets to ride in a Zamboni.

by LoveStruck69 May 21, 2011

Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

celebrity big brother

A spin off from Big Brother where a bunch of Z list so-called celebrities and has-beens partake in 3 weeks of humiliating themselves and bitching. The aim of the show to to emabarass the so-called celebrities and make them do tasks. Sometimes you do get genuine celnebrites in the house but few know their name, this occurance, however, is rare. The show shows that celebrities are just sad, insucure people, like us "normal people" but they are slightly more so and extremely vain. It is good to watch simply for the comedy factor, to mock and laugh and mock again. It is a catchy show like mononuclueosis and once you start watching you cant stop, some people end up watching them sleep on CBB live. spin offs include:big brothers big mouth, big brothers little brother, presented by davina mcall. These spinoff provide jobs for people and somespot on their sad lives, on the positive side of life theory. Chavs and other cliques watch it.

fanatic no.1: did you watch CBB last night?
fanatic no.2: Yea chantelle and preston sooo want each other.
fanatic no.1: yea i know they should just do it.
intelligent person: what you talking about?
fanatic 1 & 2 both yell: Celebrity big brother!
intelligent person: jesus, get a life. (walks off disgusted)
fantic 1 and 2 look rightfully sheepish for a minute then go back to avidly discussing CBB, intelligent person looks on in pity.

by phoebes July 16, 2008