Cuntcocktion

A mixture of semen and vaginal fluid.

"Dude, there was at least a gallon of cuntcocktion on the sheets"

by GJose January 12, 2012

Cunto

(n) The male conjugation of cunt, usually used offensively.

Chris: Davis did you do the math home work
Davis: Nah bro too lazy
Chris: What the heck bro you're such a cunto

by Crislee June 11, 2017

Cuntloch

A cuntloch is a person possessing one or more orifices large enough to fit the Loch Ness Monster completely into it.

That cheap hooker is probably a cuntloch.

by Vanable January 24, 2008

cuntload

(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.

I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.

by Maleano B May 20, 2010

cuntnoisseur

A person who has a great deal of knowledge about cunts, or an expert judge in matters of their tastes.

Vincent fucks a lot of girls, he's a cuntnoisseur.

by cuntn July 17, 2011

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015

cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.

I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.

by Raspy32 January 8, 2016