cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.

I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.

by Raspy32 January 8, 2016

Cuntmongler

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".

by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016

Cuntnugget

piece of dried up blood in girls vag

i was gonna eat her out but there was a big cuntnugget in there

by ahabingnag January 29, 2008

cunthuggers

Ultratight gstring, thong or panties worn by a sexy girl and visible to others and showing a juicy cuntmound. Can also be used with bikinis.

Wow, look at that blonde. Shes wearing an awesome pair of cunthuggers.

by hollytbowl December 28, 2007

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.

Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

by EdibleFood January 24, 2010

cuntnugget

a derogatory term used to refer to an annoying, bitchy, or otherwise unfavorably viewed person, which compares the referent to a piece of dried period blood, cum (male or female) or some other refuse found in an unclean vaginal cavity, or on the surrounding labia

"{something bitchy or annoying}"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb cuntnugget!!"

by sirgillius March 1, 2010

Cuntnugget

An asshole who is being a dumbass and should be shot for it.

"Hey you know who kicks ass? Coldplay"
"No they don't, you stupid little fucking cuntnugget asshole."

by Ben March 24, 2004