kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Connection Bouncing

The Act of driving/walking/skating etc. through a campus, apartments, or business district searching for unsecured wifi connections to connect/download from.

I went down the street Connection Bouncing from one wifi hotspot to the next.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

connect/disconnect

When a person is only nice with someone to have sex with them.

"Connect/Disconnect that bitch.

by C45.45ggg November 25, 2016

Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass

1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.

by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016

freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!

Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.

by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013

Delta Connection

Being on the same page or wavelength as somebody else. .

boyfriend and girlfriend had a delta connection, finishing each others sentences

by delta_princess October 23, 2008