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dashboard confessional

a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs
Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's
by pablo rainman May 4, 2006
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Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.
My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.
Dashboard talks about real things

Ja rule makes everything up
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confession pad

a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...

sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
Police: Write everything down on this confession pad...

Perp: OK, i'll tell you everything i know...
by blthrskt May 5, 2009
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Conversions

An Alternative Rock band that was formed in the late 2010s. Although they are classified as "Alternative", they have progressive, experimental, and grunge elements. They are known for their melodic vocal patterns, aggressive basslines, extremely creative drum patterns, and metaphorical lyrics. The band is said to sound very "90s" as apposed to the music scene of the 2011s.
Guy #1: Hey did you go to the Conversions show last night?
Guy #2: Yeah I think I saw you there! They were amazing!
Guy #1: I'll never forget that show!
by Music Review April 21, 2011
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dashboard confessional

only the best band in the world ? you dont like it go listen to your rap .. oh man you guys are cool now ..
by bridget heenan May 8, 2005
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dashboard confessional

emo. just plain fucking emo.

majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.

anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.

has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.
dashboard confessional emo: i promis you, from teh bottom heart, i will love yuo till death, till us part! i prome yuo as a lover and a freinnd, i will lovve you!

dashboard emo fan: omg <3
by kristov June 20, 2006
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