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Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.
Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!
by lilscholar0314 December 5, 2023
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Clicking

The act of pissing and nutting at the same time into someones nose to flood their throat causing a click-like gagging sound.
Can be paired very easily along side a Blumpkin.
Tyler- “Me and my friend were Clicking last night, it was crazy”
Steven- “Dude last time I did that my throat was sore for like a week, let me join next time, I’ll give you a Blumpkin at the same time”
Tyler- “Dude that would be awesome!”
by SkibidiFortniteGooner82 April 15, 2024
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clicking on heads

Playing a shooter game such as COD or Fortnite where getting a headshot deals extra damage.
1: Hey, what do you do on weekends?
2: Been clicking on heads in the new COD, you?
1: Sick, what's your K/D ratio?
by blue_heart November 21, 2024
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Clinkin’ the slinky

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025
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Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface
"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."
by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025
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Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other
I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.
by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025
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link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
by stlhoosier December 18, 2012
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