Dirty South Cleanser

While receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient's asshole. This combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
At the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.

1) I finally convinced my girl to give me a Dirty South Cleanser yesterday.
2) Conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great Dirty South Cleanser.
3) As if receiving the blumpkin wasn't great enough, she slipped me the Dirty South Cleanser to really clean the pipes!

by Tiger Tickler November 8, 2009

CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!

by JenPaulII October 23, 2009

soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010

ethnic cleanse

Having your car cleaned at a hand car wash staffed largely by members of an ethnic minority.

My car's filthy. I'm going to take it into town for an ethnic cleanse.

by rossmcf July 20, 2011

Clenis

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

by blunted September 8, 2003

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015