Choada

The little piece of skin between a mans' balls and asshole.

Mikey likes to have his choada nibbled on.

by Jacob Tutu April 26, 2011

choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004

Chapanese

A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.

When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.

Often shortened to "Chap"

Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."

by Gold5 January 8, 2014

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005

choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.

Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008