confectious

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."

You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.

by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012

confection panty

Really cute and decorative girl underwear, but poorly made so dont last very long. Mainly purchased as gifts for special occasions, like birthdays holidays.

Victorias secret has great confection panty.

by reina February 14, 2005

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015

confelchler

An onomatopoeic word describing a mixture of disgusting gasses and/or liquids.

I can feel a confelchler brewing in my abdomen and must find a bathroom, post haste!

by Buzzsawbob December 5, 2015

Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021