confelchler

An onomatopoeic word describing a mixture of disgusting gasses and/or liquids.

I can feel a confelchler brewing in my abdomen and must find a bathroom, post haste!

confelchler by Buzzsawbob December 5, 2015

cornfelcher 

Someone who is so obsessed with corn that they masturbate with it, and after orgasming suck the luscious juices that get in between the kernels.......and maybe eat a little bit.

Tommy: "Boy, I think Cindy may be into cornfelching."

Victor: "What are you talking about?"

Tommy: "I found a full bucket of half eaten corn on the cobs in her closet."

Victor: "Gee Tommy, I don't think that's a good sign, she may need therapy."

Tommy: "I can't believe my daughter's a cornfelcher."

cornfelcher by Manneken Pis April 17, 2008