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a made up "slur" someone on Twitter made for bisexuals. it's supposed to reference bisexuals as being "confused" hence shortened to "conf".

please don't use this word. A made up slur even for a joke is not funny at all and completely degrades people who have actually experienced harmful slurs first hand.
by mcbisexual June 24, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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someone who has the words "big shot" on their back pack, points to unexisting people, and gives people the sideways eye also a user of davidnese
dude, davids being so conf!

stop giving me the eye u little conf bigshot

wait i cant hear u, u have a lisp < conf!

kaya and darwin are so conf sitting in their little holes
by grshhhh April 11, 2008
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Conf is a bisexual slur equivalent to f*ggot. It is short for confused since they never know if they like boys or girls. β€œPick a side, pick a side” - Nicki Minaj
@petworthot is a filthy conf. How you bald AND bisexual? Pick a struggle, conf.
by Shaylah T. July 01, 2020
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conference phone line. phone lines that hackers use to communicate with other hackers.
by pat_ February 22, 2003
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The shortened version of the word Confidence. It is replacing the word swag or swagger, since they are very overused
JaDaniel:How does this cardigan look?
DeBrandon: CONF!!!!!!!
by Daddy Long Stroke November 28, 2011
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A state were one has no knowledge of what is going on or happening. Is the short form for confuse. Commonly used by PRESEC boys.
Sammy why you conf?
by GH.only November 15, 2019
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