Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.
Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.
i·tal adj.
i·tal·ly adv.
Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.
i·tal adj.
i·tal·ly adv.
Please tell me you are not having coitous!!?
I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.
I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.
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Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
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Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.
I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.
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Get the colitas mug.A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
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-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.
-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.
"Hey did you see that guy comatoke himself last week"
"he's comatoked"
"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"
"he's comatoked"
"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"
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