canseco

A paid informant. No one respects them, except tools. Used as verb or noun or because of lack of self-respect and/or trueness to the game.

Ronnie straight-out canseco-ed Sean and Dustin i.e. he is a straight punk-ass canseco bitch.

by the ocelot February 1, 2006

cans

Tits, hooters

From the movie Bachelor Party: "Look at the cans on that bimbo!"

by simie February 9, 2003

Clash of Clans

a IOS game for PROPER gamers

Clash of Clans is for REAL gamers not PC and CONSOLE crap

by Jecker_ September 20, 2018

Shaker Cans

Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.

"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

Fat Cans

One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish

Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.

by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013

cranstoning

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

The Cranston

The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs.

The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.

by Dick Victory May 19, 2015