Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

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Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

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1. A young bamf, since he is not yet fully fledged and bamfletous, will settle for being mildly invulnerable as opposed to completely badass, and will fuck your sister instead of your mother, or will steal your watch/jar of toenail clippings/baby instead of your dignity/street cred/family fortune.

2. Chuck Norris as a young lad. (Note: when enacting bamfletry, refrain from using the word 'lad', as it is not bamfletous)

Look at that bamflet, he's short, and he's stealing that guy's baby!

Some bamflet stole my watch, my baby, and my baby's watch, WHILE fucking my sister!

by Will Blackmon January 23, 2009

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Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

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BAMFLEX

A combination derived from the Latin root acronym "BAMF," which stands for "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" and the "LEX" being a direct relation to the San-script "Complex." Together, the two form an almost unutterable word of epic proportions, identifying any specific noun (most often a person) with a "Bad Ass Mother Fucker Complex," or BAMFLEX.

Damn, That guy just shot his wife for being a bitch.

Yea... he's got BAMFLEX.

by Bluv November 30, 2010

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