Bamflet 

1. A young bamf, since he is not yet fully fledged and bamfletous, will settle for being mildly invulnerable as opposed to completely badass, and will fuck your sister instead of your mother, or will steal your watch/jar of toenail clippings/baby instead of your dignity/street cred/family fortune.

2. Chuck Norris as a young lad. (Note: when enacting bamfletry, refrain from using the word 'lad', as it is not bamfletous)

Look at that bamflet, he's short, and he's stealing that guy's baby!

Some bamflet stole my watch, my baby, and my baby's watch, WHILE fucking my sister!

Bamflet by Will Blackmon January 23, 2009

Barflete 

To "delete" the contents of your stomach by vomiting.

"I just barfleted those six shots of Patron, and now I'm good for more!"

Barflete by TJCW November 20, 2009

Baffletility 

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'

In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.

Baffletility by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013

bamfette

A girl who simply can't be beat. Usually found kickin' it with a huge pack of BAMF's (male).

Damn, check out that girl, what a bamfette!

bamfette by BAMF-ette's December 25, 2008

BAMFLEX 

A combination derived from the Latin root acronym "BAMF," which stands for "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" and the "LEX" being a direct relation to the San-script "Complex." Together, the two form an almost unutterable word of epic proportions, identifying any specific noun (most often a person) with a "Bad Ass Mother Fucker Complex," or BAMFLEX.

Damn, That guy just shot his wife for being a bitch.

Yea... he's got BAMFLEX.

BAMFLEX by Bluv November 30, 2010

bamfetry 

the quality or state of being a badass mother fucker

Harrison Ford has survived several aviation crashes. Give that man a medal in BAMFetry.

bamfetry by jdeckadent March 6, 2015

baffletated 

Where you're so confused on an ordeal or subject that you can't figure out why it's even happening or how it happened. That it pisses you off that it's even happening.

I can't believe this mfer!, They have me so baffletated.

baffletated by Aint4theweak April 2, 2017