The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.
Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.
Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.
Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!
Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
by vitamin_r January 19, 2008
Get the akward mug.An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
by Bert Bets January 26, 2008
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The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 9, 2013
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formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
by bethhameggs August 18, 2008
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Get the MTV Music Awards mug.Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.
Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"
by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009
Get the twilight awards mug.When someone is talking to you and you don't hear them so you say "What?" and they repeat themselves but you still don't hear them so you say "What?" again and they repeat themselves again but you still don't hear them so you just smile and nod.
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010
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