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Asians

One of the best races in the world. They invented anime and pho. Asians don't speak "CHING CHANG CHONG LING LONG TING TONG", there are some of us that aren't even that smart. We don't climb into your backyards eating your dogs with rice.. If you ever meet an asian or speak to one on vc, don't expect an THICC asian accent from them. Also the doctor, lawyer or engineer part is true.. asian parents want their children to gain reputation and be rich...
Harry Ballz: AHHAHAHHAH ASIANS!
Asians: hmm?
- Whips out asian "fashion flip flop"-
Harry Ballz: AHHHH RUN!!
Asians: Yes dear, run along racist retard..
by Begone Furry August 18, 2018
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asianness

a word to describe those who are of asian descent.
I admire your asianness, Caden.
by theblackhood June 15, 2018
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Asianismness

A word that is used by itself in a sentence to describe a person or object that has utmost success that was most likely fueled by its over nagging parents.
"Dude, Michio Kaku is so awesome"
"Yeah, Asianismness"
by Dameist September 8, 2011
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asians

dude: is she asian?

dude2: yea

dude: wow, she must be cool
by erica March 15, 2005
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Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009
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asians

the hottest freaking girls ever!!!! i.e.- Hyori Lee, Kumi Koda, Ayoomi Lee <333
Asians have such hot girls!!! I want an asian girlfriend
by aeiou7005 July 12, 2009
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asian

People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?
-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.
by Fil_Chin February 9, 2008
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