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Amsterdam Syndrome

The is not an actual syndrome, just the term used to describe what sometimes happens when visiting the great city. Basically, it occurs on the first day in the city when having to travel via plane to Amsterdam and go straight to a coffee shop.
Flying to Amsterdam usually means you dont get alot of sleep the night before and sometimes miss meals on the day of the flight. This results in a tired and hungry arrival to Amsterdam. But these things dont cross your mind when arriving and you go straight to a coffee shop and smoke, getting "hilariously high" and "messed up" - Amsterdam Syndrome!
by Paul A Rimmer October 20, 2008
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Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
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amsterdam

A city in Holland where there is legalized prostitution, marijuana, and pretty much everything else. You can drink, smoke, and fuck at 16.
When I was 15 I went to Am-Dam and smoked a joint of salvia than saw hookers in glass cages...good times.
by Blitz August 31, 2003
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Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.
Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.
by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009
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Aeterno

A cynical, sarcastic, code monkey Admin. He's the no nonsense, code expert that won't hesitate to smack some common sense into you. He fights against things like stupidity and poor grammar daily. He is generally sporting a paper fan, with a furry black boredom atop his head. He's an anti-social creature that can only be seen civilly speaking to intelligent people, ie his clone HellsAngel
Aeterno hates all of you... alot.
by KeKe_RiKi January 11, 2009
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Amsterdam Handshake

The act of placing one fist inside of a woman's vagina while placing the other fist inside of that same woman's rectum. When both fists are inserted, try to touch hands together creating a handshake motion.
Dude, my girlfriend loves it when I go double-elbow deep! Thank you Amsterdam Handshake..
by Mr. Wheelcock April 24, 2011
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Aster

1.) Any of various plants of the genus Aster in the composite family, having radiate flower heads with white, pink, or violet rays and a usually yellow disk.

2.) The China aster.

3.) Biology. A star-shaped structure formed in the cytoplasm of a cell and having raylike fibers that surround the centrosome during mitosis.
by Kayla Pape October 17, 2003
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