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Get A Ride 

Hey, I need to Get A Ride but he/she keep playing
Get A Ride by Jody josh October 23, 2019

Hot Air Balloon Ride 

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
Hot Air Balloon Ride by dswannie November 20, 2020

ao haru ride 

the best manga. beautifully written and amazing artwork. a romance between Kou Mabuchi and Futaba Yoshioka
Hey, have you finished reading Ao Haru Ride?

Dirty Ride 

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly
Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!
Dirty Ride by Slammer July 5, 2004
U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)
Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.
G-Ride by ?uesto May 13, 2010

rodeo ride 

when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.
"dude....did you rodeo ride that biatch last night............................ I would have......................she was a hoooooooooooo"
rodeo ride by AC and NJ June 29, 2006