U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to workoutside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)
Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.
when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.
"dude....did you rodeo ride that biatch last night............................ I would have......................she was a hoooooooooooo"