2 definitions by dswannie

A Castro

When a dog walks around the house with a dehydrated cat shit in its mouth that it has retrieved from the kitty litter box - Making the dog look like Fidel Castro with a cigar in his mouth.

Wow Fido’s pulling a Castro with that cat shit in his mouth!

by dswannie December 21, 2020

Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.

Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!

by dswannie November 21, 2020