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Crap

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.
*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022
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eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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Crap

person 1: "I love listening to crap"
person 2: "what the f-"
by uwuololol May 24, 2022
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Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.
After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.
by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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crap lowsey

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022
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