Robert

Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.
Omg did you see Robert today?

Robert come over here
Will you go out with me rob?
by ur dad is rlly hawt October 12, 2021
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Short and vertically disabled guy. He loves having whore's around him for his pleasures , has got that I don't care attitude and will mercilessly hit any edible bitch around him.*He's the perfect man for young undecided and confused ladies*
That male version of a whore Robert
by Mmoja Wa Tarantella November 25, 2021
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Robert is a very sexy boy who is adored by all around him including the blokes. However he is a straight As a pencil and is stuck talking to gals like Margot Robbie and Kylie Jenner
OH My Goodness robert is a sexy god with a huge penis! Wow
by Robert.huge.peen October 08, 2019
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Robert

I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
I would do anything for Robert
by MelonCee November 10, 2022
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robert

robert is another word for a downey or a retard

it comes from Robert DOWNEY junior

if u dont want to be bait use the word robert
person1: i ate my shit as a child

person2: u robert
by Maneijeff2.0 May 07, 2020
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Robert

A small gay kid that his dad left him for kids and is lonely and dateing his cousin and is the only girl he can get cause he is a female repellent and a molester
Robert: A lonely bastard
by Drakes December 02, 2019
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Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)
oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky
by drulez2008 May 18, 2025
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