Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. 

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Shower, eat and let you know 

This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.

Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.

Shower, eat and let you know by Shnech January 19, 2008

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it 

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it by Supermann0X July 13, 2021

what you know bout me 

a popular slogan or comeback
usually said by the campers on kibbutz who are natives of the bruceville area.

--your shirt looks like bird shit
--OOOOH WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT ME HO

what you know bout me by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 4, 2007

I dont know girls 

They got everything to say about nothing, but when asked about something meaningful they don't have anything to talk about.

I dont know girls and usually the girls that look beautiful or the girl you want but they are to retarded to be with.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Do you know about Beoynce's whole career?
IDKGirl: Yes I do and seen all her concerts I know everything about B!!!

What are your goals in life?
IDKGirl: (shrugs shoulder) I don't know (in a lil silly shy girl voice just lookin stupid and childish!!!)

I dont know girls by GodlyCommonSense September 30, 2013

you ain't know me like dat ho

When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.

n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.

you ain't know me like dat ho by P4UL TSUN4Mi October 1, 2007